Lanternes naturelles.

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Thanks for the link Brother EPO.

RasmusSTAIN the video game.

Click on over to doperssuck.com and try your hand at the video game that's sweeping the Pro Tour. Do it now before it's put on the banned list of substances by the UCI and WADA because of it's addictive nature.

The straight dope.

This is a story on VeloNews about Joe Papp's personal experience with doping products that he used during his cycling career.

Be warned that the story is very graphic of which literally made me nauseous, break into a cold sweat, and would’ve thrown-up had I not been at the office. The one thing that turns my stomach more is any athlete that uses this crap to win.

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The first signs of life are the sweetest.

Here’s the first ultrasound from Dr. Mike Zanconato.






The wheels were built by ergottWheels with DT Swiss 240 hubs, Mavic Reflex CD rims, Sapim Laser Spokes (three cross), DT Swiss alloy nipples, and DT Swiss quick releases. The tires are French, handmade, FMB’s. Everything that I’ve read about the FMB’s has been very positive and should be as good, if not better than the popular Dugast tire. This will be my first set and time ever riding on tubies. Today I feel like I’m six years old on Christmas Eve. :-)

When the frame pictures come in I’ll talk about the untimely death of the Independent Fabrication Planet X and the experience of working with Zank.